Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey.

Volcano!








Also, handbrake vs hand. Damn. And the Tom Hanks Celebrity Paradox. Man.
Actually, I think all those came from last weeks TwoThousand. How embarrasing.

Dude you have something on your head... Yeah, ther.. No, yeah, there. Right there. Treats.

http://www.garyspivey.com/

“This is where my crazy hair-do started: I would color it silver and white when I played music. I didn’t want to be a starving musician, so I went into sales. In sales, my psychic abilities really cam in handy and so did the crazy hair-do and white clothes. Anyone who saw me would always rememeber me. It wasn’t long before I was one of the top salesmen in my company. Eventually, I went into business for myself and, since the crazy look was already working for me, I kept it.”

I'm sorry, what? White? Crazy? Psychic? Do?
Oh, people do take you seriously?

"The world renown psychic medium Gary Spivey, like many times before, said that dogs do go to Heaven. I have to agree with him because i have been visited by animal spirits several times. These animal spirits that visited are lost or confused. The other lucky ones make it to Heaven. On several occasions hes contacted the loved ones of people who passed on . Its the same recurring message . The ones on the other side are happy and could not be better. The loved ones on the other side tell the ones here to quit crying because they are very happy where they are at.They have all their pets who had left them at death. They are reunited with them in Paradise. The people on the other side communicate this to Gary Spivey and Gary sees this himself with his psychic ability. Dogs do go to Heaven. Ask Enki . He saw Dog Heaven once. Remember nowadays dogs and cats are considered part of the family."

Apparently. And Youtube continues the awesomeness. Thanks Youtube.

It's the Canadian where?

Ucluelet is way better than Tofino. Vancouver Island is way better than just Victoria. I like this Eastern side of the Pacific. $28 to camp is ridiculous but everyone's doing it. Pacman.

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It was only an 'opeless fancy...

http://www.sporcle.com/games/common_english_words.php
I'm not willing to admit how badly I did at this. I resorted to 'shit' more than once out of sheer frustration. All the words I missed are so damn obvious. I'll help you out, 'yes' is not on the list.
What the hell am I going to do for two months in Canada? Slackline Dean Potter style? Probably.

Yeah, I miss skating.

But I sucked anyway.

Alabama versus Australia.

Hahahaha. Shit man. Who even cares?