Friday, May 21, 2010

Banksy vs. Robbo

That was entertaining. So is:


It's like this versus this. Magic.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Oh, Penriff.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1054639/sydney-ninjas-rescue-student-from-attackers

It took THREE HOURS to get back into Canada with a valid work permit. Apparently you have to have a job to enter with said permit. Whatever Canada.
Ottawa seems nice.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

What are you? New?

Some wonderful people put all the Boy Meets World Episodes on Youtube.
Also,

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Arms racing.

Toronto was awesome. No doubt the reason I like it so much is that it's the most "American of Canadian cities". All of non-Toronto Canada hates it. Think Auckland, Sydney, NY... Suva? It's filthy and falling over all over the place, just the way I like it. Nice parks, unfriendly people, good graffiti and I could see the CN Tower from my bed.

I had to buy new shoes because in the last week my three-year-old volleys had slid from smelling kind of bad to smelling worse than death. That was important.

Australian tourists! Idiots.

Niagara Falls. Shit. Well. The falls are incredible. But this place is a joke. It's one big eye-gouging America vs. Canada shitfest of garishness (yes it's a word). Hotels, casinos, a damn Ferris Wheel, sideshow alleys, a maze, a Haunted House? Thanks America. Canada, for shame. And since when do you have to be under twelve to order a happy meal. And nine dollars for a Burger King value meal is annoying. Especially when nothing else is open at the sleepy hour of 6pm. And the town is deserted and makes me feel uncomfortable.

Meanwhile, Alex is on some wall somewhere destroying free soloing for everybody else. Kid is ridiculous good.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Yet more things I've stolen from TwoThousand.


This is the greatest thing I have ever seen anywhere. Ever.
Note to non-Americans: Waldo is what they call him here. I know.