It's hard to listen to a word you're saying when you're spitting in my ACE.

I clearly didn't learn a thing from this.
I always though of myself as kind of something like pretty good at Freecell.

That's right.
I play Freecell.

I'm not going to say what my best streak is but I thought it was impressive.
It's not.
And I thought my win percentage was about as good as you can realistically expect.
It's not.
Apparently, I suck.
http://jeffwerner.ca/2007/01/freecell_best_s.html (this guy feels my pain)
http://www.solitairelaboratory.com/fcfaq.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freecell

This is exactly what Rob warned me about.
I am humbled.