In celebration of Autralia Day...

...allow me to remind you why New Zealand is the greatest place ever invented.

It's delicious.











The clouds are awesome.









I have exciting knee troubles when there.









The trails are made from mud.











Thurlow always gets massive hangtime (greatest photo ever).









It has Stewart Island, part I.









It has Stewart Island, part II.









It has the best sunsets.









And the best ice-cream.









And these bastard, tent-eating animals.









It has spacious accommodations.











Sometimes, the weather is nice.




See, it's trying.





There are penis-shaped rocks.




Thanks for your time.
NZ.