Okay mum, I promise to leave the false screamo tomorrow.

I am sick. Again/still. What's a good thing to do when sick and exhausted? Eat a whole packet of Cherry Sours. That's what. Fuck you stomach.
How not to argue an anti-evolutionary position:

I'm sure the rest of this video is an outstanding collection of compelling arguments, questions, experiments and evidence finally disproving evolution and abiogenesis once and for all. Wait, I checked, it isn't. You are not helping anyone.

Let's us ignore all that is wrong with what was said here. The horrible definition of evolution, the confusion between evolution and abiogenesis (probably intentional), the ridiculous sample size of his 'experiment' (I want to see him open thousands of jars to prove his point, just for kicks)), the fact that not finding life in that particular container does not rule out the fact that the next one could have a dolphin in it, the strawman arguments, the fact that our food industry does depend on evolution, all that. Ignore it. Cliches tell us that actions speak louder than words. Watch the jar of peanut butter. The foil safety seal. That bit. Pre-opened. Poor Chuck. Had to check the contents before hand. Just in case. WHERE IS YOUR FAITH MAN?
Also, how completely amazingly awesome would it be if you opened a jar of peanut butter and there was a dolphin in there?
Conversely:

Argue that (unless you have any knowledge of bananas at all) Darwinian scum!

It's pretty frustrating that people like this get so much attention (from people like me). More people need to know who Don Cupitt is instead.