If I had a pound every time I saw a sucka...

• 2668 Miles, or something like that.
• 1307 Miles in that pair of NB910's.
  
• 137 days.
  
• 14 zero days.
• 32 Miles, longest day, I like that.
  
• 21.7 Miles per day I guess.
  
• 1002 Poptarts.
• 108 Miles Peanut M&M's (feat. Hawkeye, who did much better).
  
• 5 weeks on trail before I had drunk more beer I'd purchased myself than what came free, thanks.
  
• 5 participants in the one item resupply, respect.
• 5 plate special over and over and over.
  
• 4lbs of burger (five, really).
• 0 times treating water.
  
• 9 pairs socks.
• 3 pairs shoes.
  
• 2 shirts.
• 1 pair shorts, with
• 3 giant holes.
• ??,???,???,??? shell casings.
• 30 degrees of sleeping bag again, no problem.
• 20 degress of moist, cold, miserable night on otherwise incredible Snow Mesa.
• 10(?) nights alone.
  
• 5 bears, an improvement.
  
• 3 mornings I awoke to find my feet had wandered outside my tarp.
  
• 3 hours Chama, not cool.
• 1 skunk (GO AWAY!).
  
• 1 very short dress.
  
• 1 ride in a police car (again).
  
• 1 fake gun.
• 1 night of literal torture in Berthoud Pass Hut.
• 1/2 nights no tarp.
• 0 Sasquatch, again. Where are you?
  
• Another thru. Done.
• Walking is still, still honest. Right Tom?

Laziness and lack of interest is a good attitude to bring to a list making event.